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Well, the names Joshua. Some call him Josh. 16 this year and going through life like any other normal human being. Trying his best to make the best out of everything. His kindof an introvert, well he doesnt have much to say. Constantly in lost of words. Praying that the Lord will use him to go all out for Him. Very thankful for everything=)! blablabla.
Joshua=)

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Just something totally random to make this blog look a tid-tad alive=)

In cyberspace, they make fun of companies that keep you on hold forever. Here are a couple of messages local mental health organisations might wish to consider.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

LOL:)

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